John Dies at the End 

This book should not have been handled with your naked hands.No, don’t place it on the table. It’s past the point of no return. They’re keeping an eye on you.David is my name. John is one of my closest friends. Those aren’t real names. It’s possible that you’ll wish to update yours.You might not want to know about the sauce, Korrok, the invasion, or the future, which you’ll learn about on these pages. It’s too late, though. You had a hand on the book. You’ve entered the fray.